Your Poker Recap #10 - Lyrics

I heard about a party on a Tuesday night
So I shuffle to the spot to indulge my vice
Called upon my muse - light me up like a fuse
Made her an offer that she couldn’t refuse
Visions of her by my side at the final mesa
Guiding my decisions ‘cause I’m a belt chaser
Blowing on my cards while the pickings are lush
I give her the eye, she gives me the rush
I’m just her escort, let’s keep the party polite
Stick with me baby don’t get out of my sight
Yeah I need you tonight, look I’m about to ignite
And let me get lucky if I play my cards right
‘Cause my game is like my name
I go no where without it
You got some harder game? Sorry but I doubt it
Professional, Unquestionable
No doubt superb
So full of action my name should be a verb

I’m a gentlemen who’s setting the table for a party of eight
Looking for players who looking to get paid
I’m a master of minding my own business or is it my business that minds me
We’ll just have to see

So if it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me
If it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me

Octagon Dweller and a story teller
I’m an Octagon Dweller and a story teller

‘Cause if it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me
If it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me

I’m an Octagon Dweller and a story teller
Octagon Dweller and a story teller

Up late doing brand damage in berserk mode
Overhead action backlogged budget code,
The paper crumpler - all my earlier submissions
Demoting junior partners to entry level positions
My apprentice the menace - so take the stairs
Package deal dead money gets fired in pairs
CFO status, overseeing corporate hires
Corrupt apparatus worm poker player virus
Baller bureaucrat with a mind to ignore it
Ladies in the board room? I’m all in for it
Check raising player haters
Corporate raider, futures trader
Can’t catch me I’m the green felt fader

I’m a gentlemen who’s setting the table for a party of eight
Looking for players who looking to get paid
I’m a master of minding my own business or is it my business that minds me
We’ll just have to see

So if it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me
If it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me

Octagon Dweller and a story teller
I’m an Octagon Dweller and a story teller

Cause if it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me
If it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me

Octagon Dweller and a story teller
I’m an Octagon Dweller and a story teller

Well I’m a risk taker
And a fault-shaker
And a price maker
And a bank breaker
I’m a profit center
And a whip bender
And a legal tender
And a profit center

Dress my rhymes in beats
Put ‘em out on the streets
Octagon Party ‘til it’s written in concrete
The truth is that I don’t know whose ears it’ll meet
But I’m way beyond the point of being subtle and discreet
And really what’s the point of keeping kids from their treats
In the end they always win, even if they have to cheat
Is better just to teach ‘em how to run it on their own
Then they’ll throw us all a Party when we’re old and there all grown

I’m a gentlemen who’s setting the table for a party of eight
Looking for players who looking to get paid
I’m a master of minding my own business or is it my business that minds me
We’ll just have to see

So if it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me
If it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me

Octagon Dweller and a story teller
I’m an Octagon Dweller and a story teller

‘Cause if it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me
If it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me

Octagon Dweller and a story teller
I’m an Octagon Dweller and a story teller

I’m a gentlemen who’s setting the table for a party of eight
Looking for players who looking to get paid
I’m a master of minding my own business or is it my business that minds me
We’ll just have to see

‘Cause if it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me
If it benefits me then I’m a let it hit me

Octagon Dweller and a story teller
I’m an Octagon Dweller and a story teller

They just hate it ‘cause they can’t debate it